Heyy, 18 , girl, Australia I like puns and complaining and stuff

20th August 2014

Post reblogged from Ruby Willett with 202,778 notes

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

Source: oknope

15th August 2014

Post reblogged from There is no lake at Camp Green Lake. with 162,340 notes

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

Source: rianderthal

12th August 2014

Post reblogged from suck it blue with 19,214 notes

maerincerise:

date someone who you’re comfortable eating a burrito in front of

Source: sadmomhair

6th August 2014

Video reblogged from DONKEY BONG: TROPICAL BLAZE with 356,009 notes

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

6th August 2014

Post reblogged from Free Fallin' with 149,090 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

Source: endocrines2014

5th August 2014

Post reblogged from not porn with 164,492 notes

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

Source: meladoodle

5th August 2014

Post reblogged from dr. cello with 59,103 notes

painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

Source: painislove2

4th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 5,740 notes

Source: theabbottchronicles

3rd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from *Joke* with 232,187 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from your face is nice with 101,107 notes

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

Source: thingsfittingperfectlyintothings

30th July 2014

Video reblogged from Mischief Managed with 9,057 notes

Hilary Duff - Chasing the Sun Official Music Video

Source: hilaryxduff

28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Mischief Managed with 238,685 notes

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

No he can’t

Source: michaxl

28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Meet hot single Rhydons in YOUR local area today! with 177,741 notes

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

Source: jaclcfrost

28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Same Shit Different Day with 90,753 notes

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

Source: australiansanta

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from did you know? with 8,931 notes

did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
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did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.

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