Heyy, 18 , girl, Australia I like puns and complaining and stuff

20th September 2014

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metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

Source: metidation

17th September 2014

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16th September 2014

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crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

Source: crunchier

16th September 2014

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intoasylum:

f.r.i.e.n.d.s | text posts

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14th September 2014

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

Source: neoncircus

12th September 2014

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bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

Source: meowdypurrtner

12th September 2014

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moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

Source: moistwilly

10th September 2014

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australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

Source: australiansanta

9th September 2014

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memewhore:

Ruined?

memewhore:

Ruined?

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5th September 2014

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happywater:

do not fall in love with people like me because i love myself, not you

Source: happywater

4th September 2014

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

Source: college-life-crisis

1st September 2014

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

Source: mysharona1987

29th August 2014

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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

Source: slayboybunny

26th August 2014

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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

Source: ignitionremix

20th August 2014

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oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

Source: oknope