"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
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everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
date someone who you’re comfortable eating a burrito in front of
this is never going to not be funny
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
drinking underage like
Hilary Duff - Chasing the Sun Official Music Video
can bob the builder fix my crumbling life
No he can’t
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