Heyy, 18 , girl, Australia I like puns and complaining and stuff

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from DONKEY BONG: TROPICAL BLAZE with 117,352 notes

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

Source: mysharona1987

29th August 2014

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slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

Source: slayboybunny

26th August 2014

Post reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 272,365 notes

ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

Source: ignitionremix

20th August 2014

Post reblogged from Ruby Willett with 208,723 notes

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

Source: oknope

15th August 2014

Post reblogged from totally buggin' with 170,972 notes

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

Source: rianderthal

12th August 2014

Post reblogged from suck it blue with 20,309 notes

maerincerise:

date someone who you’re comfortable eating a burrito in front of

Source: sadmomhair

6th August 2014

Video reblogged from DONKEY BONG: TROPICAL BLAZE with 390,961 notes

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

6th August 2014

Post reblogged from Free Fallin' with 156,991 notes

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

Source: endocrinez

5th August 2014

Post reblogged from not porn with 169,566 notes

meladoodle:

so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines

Source: meladoodle

5th August 2014

Post reblogged from dr. cello with 61,639 notes

painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

Source: painislove2

4th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Hilariously Offensive with 6,817 notes

Source: theabbottchronicles

3rd August 2014

Photoset reblogged from *Joke* with 237,661 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from your face is nice with 101,446 notes

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

comedyblogger:

drinking underage like

Source: thingsfittingperfectlyintothings

30th July 2014

Video reblogged from Mischief Managed with 9,055 notes

Hilary Duff - Chasing the Sun Official Music Video

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28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Mischief Managed with 241,639 notes

theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

No he can’t

Source: michaxl