r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you
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how to tell if someone likes you
1. they don’t
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say
literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies
tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%
some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
do not fall in love with people like me because i love myself, not you
I almost spit out my water
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
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everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
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