Heyy, 18 , girl, Australia I like puns and complaining and stuff

28th July 2014

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theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

No he can’t

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28th July 2014

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jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

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28th July 2014

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meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

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28th July 2014

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did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.
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did-you-kno:

Researches have found that cats can recognize their owner’s voice yet haven’t found out why cats don’t care what their owner’s have to say.

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27th July 2014

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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

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26th July 2014

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I’m a mermaid

I’m a mermaid

26th July 2014

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shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

image

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24th July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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fuckingstevenglansberg:

Holy shit she’s back. I was convinced I would marry her when I was 13.

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22nd July 2014

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silversora:

If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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22nd July 2014

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ziasrashid:

im listening

ziasrashid:

im listening

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20th July 2014

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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18th July 2014

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Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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7th July 2014

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6th July 2014

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vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

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